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12/21/2004

She Went All the Way -- Meggin Cabot

Eeew.

Books by Meg Cabot should not include scenes that involve the words:
  • moist
  • thrust
  • hard
  • spurt
  • moan

    Her novels should also NOT include:

  • "...hard and insistent against her through the front of his borrowed jeans."
  • "...sensitive pink nipples..."
  • "...heavy in her hand..."

    And the worse line EVER:

  • "So you are a natural redhead."

    Gack.

    • posted by Leila at 9:17 AM

    3 Comments:

    Blogger Chrissy said...

    Ick...is this one of her adult romances, or is it actually being marketed to YA?
    I mean Francessca Lia Block's adult erotica publisher did say that Block was convinced that the next big market was going to be YA erotica. I thought she was insane. I think it's a fight they don't need to pick and it will, well, besmirch the genre of YA, creating trash that all the nay-sayers believe it is.
    On the other hand, how different is it from Doing It? Yes, playing devil's advocate here. Though Doing It didn't really have DETAILED on camera scenes, though thtey were on camera.
    (Been playing a new comp game and I am addicted so that's why I've been absent for so long.)

    2:17 PM

     
    Blogger Leila said...

    It's a grown-up book. But I've read some of her other grown-up books, and they weren't nearly as nasty. Or as poorly written.

    I think that the main difference between this book and Doing It was that DI was well written. And I cared about the characters. And it was a true book, even if it was fiction, whereas this Meg Cabot book was just plain stupid.

    I don't approve of the FLB YA erotica thing. But that might be mostly because I hate her. Also for the reasons that you mentioned, too.

    What game are you addicted to now!?

    2:50 PM

     
    Blogger Lauren K said...

    Boy Next Door is OK. And the other one. Not as thrusty or moist.


    Also: MOIST MOIST MOIST.


    Tomatoes rule.

    6:49 PM

     

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